Disclaimer
Internet
Attorney Disclaimer
We
want to thank you for visiting our humble web site. But since we are
attorneys, we thought we should provide disclaimers and warnings that
lawyers are famous for boring people with:
I.
Visiting this Web Site does not create an Attorney-Client relationship.
This
web site generally contains general information about our general
practice firm for general public. None of the information contained in
this site is intended as legal advice. You should neither act nor
refrain from acting based on information obtained from this site. None
of the information contained in this site is privileged or
confidential. The information that is contained in this site does not
necessarily reflect the opinions of The Law Office of David L. Leon,
PC, or any of its lawyers, employees, clients, family members or their
pets, including this one pictured below.
Ok,
now we are only going to say this once:
contact
by email does not create an attorney-client relationship!
No, we don't have a fear of commitment or relationships. We just
provide electronic mail as a convenient way for the inquisitive public
to contact us about nonconfidential matters, our website, the weather,
or anything else. If you contact the firm by email regarding a matter
for which the firm does not represent you, any
information you communicate may not be treated as privileged or
confidential because...contact
by email does not create an attorney-client relationship!
That means we can blab
it to everybody, especially parties that we may be representing that
may be adverse to you. If you would like to retain the services of our
firm, please feel free to call or email us to inquire how to do so,
just remember: contact
by email does not create an attorney-client relationship!
(You should always mention the name of an adverse party first,
before you divulge ANY facts to us since contact
by email does not create an attorney-client relationship!)
III.
Email is not confidential, privileged, or secure. Do not email us
confidential information.
Please
remember that Internet email is insecure. This means that in addition
to having low self-esteem, email communications could be intercepted by
third parties (including opposing parties, nosey neighbors, and that
weird guy down the street.) Therefore, email messages sent to our firm
or any of its employees should not contain sensitive or confidential
information unless the messages are adequately encrypted. Although we
do accept credit card payments, you should not email us your credit
card information. (Unless you want that weird guy down the street to go
on a shopping spree at your expense.)
IV.
We are NOT responsible for content of sites listed on our Links page.
Visit them at your own risk.
This
web site is only updated every once in awhile (whenever there is
nothing good on TV.) Therefore, additional facts, new cases, unforeseen
developments our lousy television reruns may affect some of our
listings. Although we make an effort to keep things current, there is
no guarantee that the links provided are correct, complete, up-to-date,
or even all that useful. We provide these links in order to aid in the
search for other information of interest and do not imply that The Law
Office of David L. Leon, PC, is affiliated or associated with or
endorses or is legally authorized to use any trade name, registered
trademark, logo, seal, or other sea mammals. Unless otherwise
mentioned, we do not upkeep, maintain, dust off or have professional
affiliations with linked pages--we just list them. Therefore, we have
no control over what the linked sites contain, and we take no
responsibility for their content. There are a lot of scary web pages
out there, use them at your own risk.
V.
C.Y.A.:
a.
NO IMPLIED WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY
b. NO WARRANTY OF FITNESS FOR ANY PARTICULAR PURPOSE
c. NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE. (make sure to remember your pants,
though)
d. This site and all information and links provided for herein are
provided "AS IS."
e.
This site is being provided to the public free of charge, and the firm
has received no consideration for this service. (You get what you pay
for.)
f. Batteries not included, some assembly required.
g.
This firm disclaims any and all warranties, whether express or implied,
as to the usefulness or contents of any information or service herein.
This firm has offered no advice herein, and if anyone reading any
information in this site feels inclined to act or omit based upon what
they have read here, DO NOT take any action or omission without
consulting an attorney (and NOT by email either, remember?!) By
visiting this site, you have agreed to all of the disclaimers herein,
even if they are a little silly.
h. Please seek the advice of your
doctor immediately if you suspect you may be suffering from medical
difficulties resulting from visiting this site or reading any
information herein. We bolded this text, and made it really small, just
to make it more annoying to read. Works well, doesn't it?
i.
Although we welcome all nationalities, religions, creeds, and
characters to our site, we hereby WARN you visitors that some content
of this site may be OFFENSIVE, and urge you to leave immediately if you
find it so. Of course, some people may find lawyers in general
offensive. SOME lawyers in particular. Hopefully, we're not some of
those lawyers. We apologize if we are.
j. This page is intended
for the residents of Dallas County, Texas, and anyone outside said
locus hereby agrees as condition for use of this site or its contents
that Jurisdiction and Venue for any actions related to this site will
be in Dallas County, Texas. To our knowledge, any and all intellectual
property in this site either belongs to this firm or the public domain;
please inform us if you discover otherwise (it's okay to email that to
us, but just this once!)
k. We do not guarantee that all or even
part of this web page will be useful to you or usable by you. This
website is not intended to benefit anyone, and we do not anticipate
anyone actually using it. Finally, we applaud anyone who has bothered
to read this entire disclaimer, and welcome comments if you think we
missed anything.
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